I LOVE LAURIE HARTT

Me: This is what I wrote. "I found your yard sale soul; it was buried in the shit you've been spinning since you stuck your head up your ass."

Laur: Haha. What's that from?

Me: My anger issues.

Laur: I love it.

Me: I was like, "I'm so angry! I could just--write."

Laur: And it was good. Write some more.